Let’s talk about passion.
Lately, I’ve been feeling wildly passionate about side dishes.
Like, skip the entree, just give me all the sides. My fire’s stoked and I would like to get inappropriate with all 50 Shades of Side Dish, puh-lease and thank you. And not tapas-sized portions, because that’s just confusing. Full-sized portions, because there’s a Winter Layer Competition happening right now, and we’re in it to win it. Wait, you haven’t heard of the Winter Layer Competition? It involves carbs and cheese. Need I say more? Here, eat this, it should catch you up.
Over-eating at side dishes is something I’m prepared to be an expert at. Bloating is the new black, sons and sisters. Bloating is the new black.
I like to look at my recent love for Side Dishing as “market research.” You know, “taste testing” my way through the seasonal foods to figure out which ones are suitable for public viewing and human consumption. As part of my market research, please join me for Carb Fest! BYOC! Just kidding, I’ll supply every last one of them (the carbs, that is). All you need to bring is yourself, your yoga pants, and the willingness to pooch out your belly, because comparing winter layers is half the fun. Let’s co-dependently injest.
P.S. I like my side dishes to come with side dishes.
I know what you’re thinking: “How guh-great could this possibly be? Rice is rice is rice.” < – Erroneous assumption. Erroneous on all accounts. You’ll once you sink your teeth in. Except, with rice, you don’t reaaaally do any teeth-sinking…it’s more like a gentle gumming kind of situation. But that’s neither here nor there. As it turns out, butternut squash, pomegranate seeds, walnuts, and goat cheese are full of good vibrations when they’re swaddled in citrusy brown rice (which is now officially a thing). And don’t be afeard of the pomegranate portion of this shindig. Simply follow my tutorial on How to De-Seed a Pomegranate. BOOM! Seeds.
I’m not one to give unsolicited advice (< – vicious lie), but you should put this rice on your Thanksgiving/Friendsgiving/Christmakwanzakah table. Even if you do all sorts of swapperooskis, like exchange the brown rice for quinoa, goat cheese for feta, walnuts for pecans, butternut squash for acorn squash, and pomegranate arils for dried cranberries, there’s no way you’re not enjoying this thing. It’s got flavor, it’s got texture, it’s got rhythm, it’s got music, it’s got my guy, who could ask for anything more?
Whoa you shouldn’t let me get carried away like that.
What was I saying? Oh yes, options galore for this bad mama jamma. You can make it your own, or follow the recipe, cause that’s why we’re here anyway, isn’t it? For the recipes? Guys, are you reading this? Guys? You’re not even reading this are you? You’re just staring at the recipe and thinking about how you’re going to sub the orange zest for lemon zest and the rice for cauliflower, and the…
Citrusy brown rice with roasted butternut squash, pomegranate arils, walnuts, and goat cheese is the perfect side dish to enjoy all fall and winter long! < – That sentence was for SEO purposes only. It’s a sentence you’ll never get back.
Get jazzy on this!