And it’s creamy!
Can we check in? How was your weekend? Did you watch some football? Did you roast things in your easy bake oven? Eat some cheese or potatoes, slash cheesy potatoes? Drink a beer or twelve? Have a slice or six of bacon? Wish to yourself that you could blend all those things together and slurp them through a straw simultaneously?
Alright, enough about you. In the words of Toby Keith, I wanna talk about me.
Kidding. I just wanted to quote Toby Keith. It won’t never happen again. Until it does.
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Soup, you guys. Get it!
There is nothing that is not in this soup. This soup is your everythaaang, ya dig? It’s your beer soup (gluten free), your cheese soup (white cheddar), your apple soup (honeycrisp), your celeriac (celery root) soup, your sweet potato soup (the white kind), your dipping soup, your slurping soup, your comfort soup, your all-around good soup soup. Have I mentioned that anything you could possibly want (short of a cheeseburger with fries and chocolate milkshake) is in this soup?
This soup is THICK. And creamy! Like, I actually put half and half AND cheese in it. Which, as you know, never happens. It’s like the wind blew a certain way last Tuesday, and I was all, “maaaw ffff it, I’m just gonna put ee’erythang in this gawwforsaken soup.” So I did. And that included dairy. And bacon. And beer.
What was I saying?
Oh yes, soup consistency. It’s thick. If you prefer a thinner creamy soup, simply add more chicken broth…or cream or beer or both or all three. This soup’s your oyster. Actually, it’s not. Liiiiike, I wouldn’t get to adapt-y with this soup, lest you end up with a stock pot of whatthecrap? Nobody likes a stock pot of whatthecrap. So what I’m trying to say is, if you make this soup. Puh-retty please follow the recipe for reals. UNLESS you believe your soup is too thick, in which case, you can add some more chicken broth. But not too much more beer. You wouldn’t want this soup to taste like IPA…cause that shit’s disgusting. Just saying.
Why am I still talking?
Puh-retty please make this.