Zip-lock bag, meet granola.
Granola should be toted around like an accessory (if my boyfriend reads this sentence, he may seriously re-consider his living arrangement. Erroneous). It should be consumed fresh out of the oven on yogurt with blueberries and honey. It should then be placed in a zip-lock bag and toted around like an accessory.
Walking down the street, munching on granola. Driving in the Subaru, munching on granola. Passing by the kitchen…stopping…hand in bag of granola…munch, munch, munch. Granola. It’s a fashion statement. It’s your statement to your health.
In spite of the fact that fruity pebbles are really tasty for breakfast, too: granola. In spite of your boyfriend erroneously reconsidering his living arrangement every time you make granola: granola. Tell him it’s an accessory. Tell him your girlfriends would understand. And tote it around in a zip-lock baggy.