I’m movin’ to the country, I’m gonna eat me a lot of peaches.
Kay, I’m not moving anywhere but I’ll eat a ripe peach any ol day. Peaches make me want to sing. About peaches.
If you’re going to sing about peaches, make it a song that’s on the Presidents of the United States of America end of the peach spectrum. Not the 112 end of the peach spectrum. Let’s not sing a song that makes us need to take a shower after we sing it.
If you know a peach song, sing it while you make Peach Coconut Ice Cream. Sing it while your ice cream maker churns (turns?) and then make a peach milkshake out of your peach ice cream. NOT to be confused with a peach smoothie. Peach smoothies are good, but they’re no peach milkshake.