Friday time, snack time!
Whaaaat’s this? We never do snacks!
The older I get, the more I realize munchables are essential to keeping the hangry monsters at bay. If not for me, for innocent bystanders who have hangry monsters lurking around them. Like, I’m becoming one of thooose madames who carries around water, mints, photos of her 10 nieces and nephews to show the clerk at check out, hand sanitizer (which looks misspelled no matter where you put all the i’s), lotion, Q-Tips, tweezers (<- vicious lie, I don’t even tweeze), wine opener, and snacks up the yinnity yang in her carpet bag.
You’re still stuck on “madame,” aren’t you? Current event since turning 28 trillion, going on 29 trillion year old: I’ve been getting “ma’am-ed” left and right when I’m out in the public arena. It’s like I don’t even recognize myself when strangers talk at my face. But really, who can blame ’em when I’ve got my entire estate floating around in my suitcase-purse-apparatus? Nevertheless: this madame’s got the snacky time goods all up in her satchel.
When I was a teenager, I was certifiably obsessed with this cranberry macadamia nut cereal from Costco. I’d eat bowls upon bowls at all hours of the day, and even Costco’s hefty voluminous packages couldn’t keep up with my addiction on a weekly basis. There’s just something about the crunch, on top of sweet tangy dried cranberries on top of buttery macadamia nuts that just melt in your mouth.
I’m not much of a cereal eater these days, but I can always get on board with something sweet and crunchy. While I make granola on a somewhat regular basis, I haven’t been in the habit of making granola bars. Not because I’m not bonkers in love with them, but because “granola bars” were having a difficult time not.being.granola. As in, they kept falling apart. Still edible and delicious…just not bar-like…bar wannabes with a little crumble up top.
I had almost given up hope until I salivated all over Sarah’s recipe for 5 Ingredient No-Bake Chocolate Peanut Butter Protein Bars earlier this week. Using her recipe, I was able to figure out my goo-to-oat ratio in a way that finally made the bars hold together. Eureka!
Employing my childhood love for the cranberry//macadamia nut combo, I threw in some white chocolate chips for good measure. Honey and creamy almond butter (or nut butter of choice) are all you need to give these bars some glue. Because I love the toasty oat flavor, I decided to bake these bars rather than leave them no-bake. You can also play with the oat-to-brown-rice-cereal ratio depending upon your desired level of crunch.
In order to keep the recipe gluten-free and full of good vibrations, I used Bob’s Red Mill’s gluten-free rolled oats from Bob’s Red Mill. I use these oats for all of my oatables, including overnight oatmeal, baked oatmeal, cookies, etc.
All you do for these homemade nuggets of joy is heat the honey and almond butter on the stovetop just until they’re melted together. Resist the temptation to pour this in a cup and drink it. Remove the pan from the heat and add your remaining ingredients (don’t panic if some of the white chocolate chips melt! In order to keep your chocolate chips whole, you can freeze them ahead of time). Press this mixture into an 8” x 8” lightly-oiled baking dish and bake at 325 degrees F for 22 to 25 minutes. For best results, allow the granola bars to cool and then refrigerate them before cutting into them.
Lookit these oats! Layers upon layers upon layers of ’em!
You can enjoy these granola bars as grab-and-go breakfast or snack. They really are the bar that needs no occasion. The combination of oats, almond butter, and macadamia nuts makes these a well-rounded substantial snack – perfect for kidlets and awesome for post-workout nourishment.
Keep a constant supply of these in your satchel!