Blackened Tilapia with Fennel and Cabbage Slaw is by far one of the best life choices you will have ever made.
Yesterday, I posted Fennel and Cabbage Slaw recipe and was all, “hemminy hawny, I just looooved this slaw so dearly, I ate 80% of it as is.” Well the other 20% went on top of blackened tilapia, which is by far one of the best life choices I have ever made.
Have you ever blackened a flounder and eaten it with a scrambunctious topping? This process comes highly recommend. By me. The crispy spiced blackened tilapia with the fennel slaw and avacadaah slices is so flavorful and fresh that I will love it forever and ever, amen.
Blackened fish is the buzzard’s gizzard. As in, you’re gonna want it in your face trap. If you’ve never blackened, it’s really quite simple. You spice the crap out of the fish, heat up oil in a cast iron skillet until the it’s all smoky-like, then you FLASH cook it. < – – – Meaning it goes quickly. You can do it on a work night. Or date night. Or any night.
Anyway: like a flash, the fish cooks quickly because you pan-fry it on high heat on both sides until the fish encases itself in crisped-up spices. This leaves the fish crunchy on the outside and ever so tender on the inside. And then you are struck with brilliancy and decide to top it off with fennel and cabbage slaw. This is by far one of the best life choices you will have ever made. < – – – that right there is known as future perfect tense. Will = auxiliary verb. Have = auxiliary verb. Done = main verb. It’s a string of verbage (get it? Verb-age?), and I learned all of this off of englishclub.com. < – – – Are you sick of my English lessons and pointy arrows yet?
What just happened? (Besides sheer lunacy? Don’t answer that. T’was rhetorical).
Fish. Blackened fish n’ slaw happened in your gizzard. Ridick. Your order of operations for this recipe is to (1) thinly slice your slaw veggies + toss in zesty plain yogurt dressing, (2) whistle while you work, (3) eat slaw while you blacken, and (4) enjoy the fruits of your labor.
Make good decisions. In the present and future perfect.
Blackened Tilapia with Fennel and Cabbage Slaw
You can scale up or down the spice measurements depending on how many tilapia fillets you use.